I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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