There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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