Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
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