Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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