went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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