Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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