I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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