doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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