I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
