i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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