i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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