Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
