Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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