TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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