is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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