Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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