then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Even my vagina gasped.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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