At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
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I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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