I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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