I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
where are my eyebrows?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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