my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
The power of my boobs compel you
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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