its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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