i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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