i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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