and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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