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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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