so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize