I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
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his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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