i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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