so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Randomize
