i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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