Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
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They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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