that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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