I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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