My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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