Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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