just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Randomize
