i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
