the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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