Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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