Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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