question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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