As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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