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U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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