Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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