How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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