Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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