well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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