I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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