So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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