Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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