Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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