why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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